Monday, May 28, 2012

My Sexy Revolution Starts Now

She is but a jolly, easy-go-lucky girl.  She giggles, laughs and enjoys every little thing around her.  The nicest among the nicest.  She graduated in the study of positive thinking analogy with the degree of proper gossip handling and masters in the "I can do this" thingy thing.  She's then a student thirsty for stardom, and now a self-proclaimed blogger, poet, and a singer.  (PAGBIGYAN NIYO NA.)  She's just born that way but for the record, she's not an anti-Christ. (Lady Gaga song play here.)

But she's just a typical emotional girl in her mid 20's.  A middle child of three, she also has tons of insecurities for having good-looking siblings that has brains too.  She often asks her Creator, 

"God, are you mad at me?  Why didn't you woke me up when you shower Earth with such blessings?" 

"What's wrong with me?  I'm decent looking and...and..FAT,"  she often murmurs.  She turn her head and saw several people looking at her, as if telling themselves, "she's damn crazy".  And yes, she always love someone who doesn't love her.

   For her 5'4 frame, 200 pounds is just too much.  She then realizes only if she'd have a super bod, she'll have greater opportunities in love, in the society, in work, and in life.
She, together with her will, battle it out against obesity.  She randomly search for articles about her condition.  She also improvised dumbbells with half kilo cement and a broomstick handle cut into two.  She also tried the "after six diet".  And as the name goes, she'll eat before the clock hits 6pm.  She's binge eating. What a FAILURE.

As a couch potato, her eyes brighten with excitement as the skinny model from an advertisement pop up.  After 2 weeks of eating their product, she is able to flaunt her superbod.  Now, she's drooling.
Upon composing herself, she tells herself, "I can do that as well!"  Just wait for that! Bwahahaha!

Now, she's on her second week of the program.  With exercise, she lose about 2 pounds.  Better than nothing.  Now, her goal is to be like her:

And if and ever I'll be (and I'm positive on that), she'll just turn unto Sexy Solutions for the spiderwebs, cellulite and stretch marks that'll be left of her future sexy figure!  But oh, "she" is the author of this blog and ALAS! this could be counted as her "About" page.  What yah think, guys?


Rupert said...

Ang seksi naman ni Georg :)

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